Dear Amy,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but China is really a leprechaun. I realized this when you were kicking puppies with Russia. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand that China loves Hello Kitty
Go milk a cow
Daniel
P.S. - Poland is out to get you, just thought you should know.
Instructions to continue the madness!
Dear -last person to speak to you-,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but 1________ 2______. I realized this when you were 3__________ with 4_________. I'm sure you're 5__________ enough to understand that 6_______ 7___________
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P.S. - 9_________ 10_________